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A Quick Update for Wells $treet Readers
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The Merits of Touring Alone
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Opening A Human Composting Funeral Home Included a Few Surprises
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Dumb & Dumber, the Appetizers — Marky Misses the Mark, and the Aggies Fumble the Financial Football
Happy Holidays, everyone! I’m here for the ho-ho-horrible. If this is your first Dumb & Dumber column, welcome to my monthly wrap-up of poor decisions…
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Dumb & Dumber, the October Sequel — Shirtless CEOs, Barbie “Scabs,” and More Hitler!
Earlier I gave you the teaser. Now we dive into the winners. Here are October’s most noteworthy missteps. Avoid the following behavior if you want to…
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Dumb & Dumber Pt. 1 — Forgive Us Our Debts
Hitler is making a comeback! Who knew that college campuses and Neo-Nazis could find so much common ground? In a month when an astonishing number of…
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A Quick Update for Wells $treet Readers
I enjoy writing this newsletter immensely, and I appreciate those of you who read it. Substack has been wonderful about letting many of us who wrote for…
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Wall Street Fears the Fallout of Diet Drugs
The world is going to hell in a handbasket. And while we shouldn’t look away, consider Wells $treet a momentary respite. Here, we distract ourselves…
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Dumb & Dumber Part Doh!: From Wienies to Wienermobiles
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Dumb & Dumber Part 1: Drag Queen Mania
Fall is in the air, as in the Fall of the American Empire. I write Dumb & Dumber each month as a cautionary tale, because any one of us could end up…
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