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Mark Storer's avatar

Still just the biggest fan of your storytelling. Thanks so much, Jane. I enjoyed learning this...

Diane Dimond's avatar

Who knew there was such a convention? I never figured Call Center people got together to discuss their business because to me the business never seems to change!

This was a very informative article, Jane. Thanks for taking the time to write it. However, (you might've anticipated there would be a "however") you didn't mention the one thing that really bugs me the most about customer support. Especially those that answer my call with a foreign accent. I don't mind that the person is talking to me from another country. What bugs the hell out of me, though, is the annoyingly predictable script they all regurgitate.

After you state your issue, they invariably come back and repeat the issue to you. "I understand, Miss Diane, that you want to know why we charged you for your purchase twice." Yeah, that's what I just said! Why is this person repeating it to me? BECAUSE THEY ARE READING FROM A MANDATORY SCRIPT!

This annoying type of dialogue continues throughout the call. I may be contacting the company because I did not get the item I ordered,although I have received an email telling me it has been delivered. I relay this to the customer service agent and, predictably, they respond with, "I understand you did not receive the delivery. Is that correct?" yeah, that's what I just said!!

"Hello," I might say. "I need to return an item I just received because it doesn't fit right. How do I get a return label?" And don't you know it - the customer service agent responds by saying, "I hear you say that you ordered some thing that doesn't fit you and you need to return it but you don't have a return label. Is that correct?" My response is something like, "Grrrrrrrrrrr. Yes, THAT IS WHAT I JUST SAID!!!"

All of this and unnecessary banter only serves to prolong the agony for the customer when they contact a service agent. So why do they keep insisting on these insipid scripts?

I'm wondering if this topic came up at the convention-- and if so, Jane, I would love to hear the company answer as to why they think it's a good idea.

We always look forward to your next post!

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