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Apr 30Liked by Jane Wells

Hello Jane…. You never disappoint! The sheer variety of topics keeps me reading. College institutions creating their biggest protagonists at times while pillaging families bank accounts. An absentee land owner who finds herself with not so vacant land that IMO the developer should be required to return the lot to the condition he found it. Yep, demo the house and restore to undisturbed condition. Tearing it down with squatters inside of no concern. Get it done! As for China….what won’t they knock off and lie about when big bucks are in play.

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Another success, Jane. (although in retrospect, I am glad I went to Cal)

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Apr 30Liked by Jane Wells

Jane!!! You never disappoint!!! The Genocide curriculum is amazingly encouraging. I'm not sure many of the students taking those classes will care. I'm afraid they adhere to "from the river to the sea.". This makes it difficult for me to be hopeful of a lasting Mideast peace.

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Apr 30Liked by Jane Wells

PODIUM AND TOILET - Good ole' regular political corruption. USC - HOLY CHIT MAN, $380K????

AUTOBLOW - Painful endings?

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Apr 30Liked by Jane Wells

Jane, you really are so very Cool....

The World could greatly benefit from more of this Action.

Thanks!

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Apr 30Liked by Jane Wells

Soo Snarky!!! Jane you have a way, a talent, dang!!! You are the best!!! Keep writing, please,

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Apr 30Liked by Jane Wells

The only thing I can think to say about all of these is...I'm speechless. Dumbstruck. Bereft of coherent sentence forms. Etc.

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Jane, Jane, what old or young couple pretending to be in love doesn't want to be on reality television? Remember Fox's "Who wants to marry a millionaire?", 2000-02. Looking at that pic of Gerry and what's her name I would be scared to death of that pewter/lead rabbit on the mantle behind the adoring couple. Waking up in the middle of night and seeing my wife holding that bludgeon over my head kind of spoils the romance. And Mr. Blow Hard....are those tschotches on the shelf over his right shoulder just cute or is the gremlin a small electric device he markets?

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I love your eye for detail.

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Apr 30·edited Apr 30

Jane,

I always enjoy your Dumb and Dumber newsletter. This was a very funny one. Why people buy these sex devices when the real thing is much better befuddles me. Great job. Looking forward to Part 2 tomorrow.

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TMI, Phil. TMI.

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Apr 30Liked by Jane Wells

I edited

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Apr 30Liked by Jane Wells

Dang. Now I’m dying to know what you said in the first place!

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