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Ok “Jane Wells” ?? How do I know this not just a very clever AI chat bot? Hmmmm? #iamnotarobot Regardless, funny again! #janewells2024

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Two Questions Jane:

How did the human race last for 250,000 years?

With WMDs and AI proliferating, even if I win the extinction pool, I can't collect- or can I?

-An Enquiring Mind

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No, Jane, blaming Toyota for catalytic converter thefts is not ike blaming rape victims for wearing short skirts.

It's like blaming rape victims for having genitals.

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I'm convinced DEI officers around the country are just f'ing with us. after bud lite, a target exec said 'check this out-a big book of prouns for kids.' Disney followed up with - hold my beer, i got a guy with a mustache and dress, and people are paying a premium for him to go dress shopping with their daughter.

i'm sure there's a facebook group where these folks see how much fauxrage they can generate.

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😂😂😂 Favorite line: quid like a pro! 👏 👏👏

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“The dog says, ‘Cuff ‘er!” 🤣🤣🤣

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If these weren't true I'd never believe you could make them up . Thanks for reminding us how dumb people can be

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I resolve never to do anything dumb again in my life... fearing the lash of Jane Wells' caustic pen (er, cursor).

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Goodness knows I need to turn the caustic pen/cursor on myself.

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well, truth is better than fiction! and if we need to suffer thru another writers strike, you're not a scab by simply reporting several REALLY GOOD plotline seeds for futre shows! any smart producer out there should be culling your work for ideas so when they exit from the strike they can GET ON IT!

and no rocket launch liability?!?!? well, what happens if/when a rocked launch goes wacky and crashes on DisneyWorld? huh? what THEN?

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end times.

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someone needs to hurry up with a Mel Brooks genre movie of old Rome progressing into certain hell. No doubt they had their version of stand up commedians in yogas in front of a small crowd hearing their act. there likely became the con men selling various "buy now" investments for future value once Rome is totally under. the story almost writes itself!

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